September 20th, 2025

Mike’s Moving to Chicago. Sort of.

Technically, yes. Spiritually, no. Let’s not kid ourselves—it’s for the taxes. You’ll still see him. He’s keeping the Andreo home. Nothing’s really changing, unless you count the glamour of a new driver’s license and, of course, a library card.

But in the grand tradition of pretending big changes are bigger than they are, Mike’s throwing himself a good-bye party. Think of it as a farewell tour with no actual farewell. He’d like you to be there, ideally without shoes on.

BASH LOCATION

Chateau de Andreo
25130 Andreo Avenue
Lomita, CA 90717

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, 2025

Doors open at 5:00 pm, Celebration begins at 6:00 pm

Attire & Information:

You know Mike is going to be in a t-shirt, shorts and flip-flops (maybe)! So dress down accordingly.

RSVP

Name

First Name

Last Name

Phone

(###)

###

####

This party will happen with or without you. But with you is funnier. Coming?

Count me in. I’d hate to miss a goodbye party that isn’t really goodbye.

No. Though I’ll raise a glass elsewhere and pretend it’s yours.

Number of guests attending with you

Include yourself and any additional guests

Special note for Mike:

Here’s a place you can write whatever you want, which is funny, because nothing you put here will change the weather or make Mike stay home. You could confess a secret, draft a treaty, or just write “aardvark” in all caps. The result is the same: a universe unchanged. And still—doesn’t it feel good?